What Should A Slave Girl Look Like? Katherine Frickin' Heigl!

Katherine Heigl. Katherine Frickin' Heigl. Jeebus, just look at her. Damn, she is red hot!

Ok, I've calmed down now. I can write rationally about this, I really can.

Rationally speaking, that photo (from an FHM photo shoot) is as hot as the surface of the sun, with Heigl wearing those slave anklets on her upraised feet and that silky scarf covering her even silkier butt, and nothing else but a come-hither look to hide her nakedness. She's grasping her breast as if even she can't believe how good it feels.

What could crank up the heat on a photo that is this hot? A little more barbaric ornamentation might help. A waist chain instead of a scarf to accentuate the curves of those gorgeous hips, and reveal that nice butt. A nice armlet to accentuate her upper arm and shoulder. Maybe a barbaric necklace with teeth, beads and pretty rocks on it.

And of course there's all that bondage gear she COULD be wearing. A nice, heavy metal collar and chain securing her to the couch she's draped across would crank the hottitude up by about a thousand percent. If she were cuffed arms behind or to something, say a ring at the base of the couch, this image would be so hot it would blaze like sunspot arcing into space. And if she were wearing a nice leather plug gag, the picture would be so hot it would melt the surface of the sun.

There, I knew I could do it. I knew I could talk rationally and without hyperbole about this image. I can even rate it. It's a 3 on my chart, equivalent to a skimpily clad woman wearing a collar but not otherwise engaged. Add the other stuff I spoke of and it's a lebenty-million, at least.

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